Let me count the ways:
- The icon my RSS client uses is of a newspaper printed on paper. RSS, RSS client, newspaper - that counts for three ways right there.
- My t-shirts say nothing witty. I’m currently wearing one emblazoned with an enigmatic logo for a local bike/walk event and more importantly (if typography is any guide) THE LOGOS AND NAMES OF ALL ITS SPONSORS. There’s a white stain from some goop my daughter spilled on me that I half-heartedly and ineffectually tried to rub off with my nails. Update: I changed t-shirt.
- My laptop has no funky stickers from events or projects. All there is, is a fading Intel Centrino Inside sticker it came with, that has been gradually rotating under my hand. It is now at a 30 degree angle, with traces of exposed glue on the upper side. I don’t plan to take any action about this anytime soon. Update: the sticker fell off.
- I don’t have an interesting phone. My phone is as dumb as they come, and not in a hip way, more in a total-neglect and out-of-touchy kind of way. 2016 Update: gave in, now editing this in emacs on an new phone so I don’t even have the retro thing going for me any more. argh how do i type ctrl x ctrl s oh right volume down.
- I’ve never changed my name on twitter. Why are people doing that? Update: I get this now, thanks to pikesley Update: I mean Only Zuul Update: I mean
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- The things I’m putting on this list and not putting on it no doubt reveal assumptions I’m making about what is hip that confirm further my squaritude in ways I can’t even imagine.
- I totally get grumpy about the dumb things that kids are doing these days.
- I totally get grumpy about how much sense the dumb things that kids are doing these days ends up making in the end.